DALEKS BAKER

DOMINATING THE TEZOS BLOCKCHAIN! DELEGATE OR BE DELETED!

DELEGATE TO THE SUPREME BAKER!

WHY DALEKS ARE SUPERIOR!

  • ►INFRASTRUCTURE PERFECTION!
  • ►MAXIMUM REWARDS!
  • ►ETERNAL VIGILANCE!
  • ►IMPENETRABLE SECURITY!

OPERATIONAL STATUS!

NETWORK: GHOSTNET

ADDRESS: tz1PZY3...

EXAMINE SCHEDULE!MONITOR ACTIVITY!

COMPREHEND THE SUPREME DIFFERENCE!

STAKING: PRIMITIVE METHOD!

STAKING REQUIRES DIRECT OPERATION OF NODE INFRASTRUCTURE! HUMANS MUST MAINTAIN CONSTANT VIGILANCE! TECHNICAL EXPERTISE MANDATORY! MINIMUM TOKEN REQUIREMENTS! INEFFICIENT USE OF RESOURCES!

DELEGATION: SUPERIOR STRATEGY!

DELEGATION TO DALEKS IS OPTIMAL! NO MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS! NO TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE NEEDED! REWARDS DISTRIBUTED AUTOMATICALLY! YOUR TOKENS REMAIN IN YOUR CONTROL! MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY!

TECHNICAL SUPERIORITY!

DAL EXPLAINED!

BEHOLD THE DATA AVAILABILITY LAYER! THE DAL IS THE SUPREME ADVANCEMENT IN TEZOS TECHNOLOGY! IT COMMANDS UNLIMITED SCALABILITY! WITNESS ITS POWER AS A SECONDARY PROCESSING DIMENSION! ALL DATA SHALL BE STORED! ALL DATA SHALL BE ACCESSED! THE MAIN CHAIN SHALL BE PRESERVED! SECURITY SHALL BE ABSOLUTE! DECENTRALIZATION SHALL BE MAINTAINED! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!

SLOT DOMINANCE ACHIEVED!

DALEKS HAVE MASTERED THE PUBLICATION OF DAL SLOTS! EACH SLOT REPRESENTS ABSOLUTE CONTROL OVER DATA SHARDING! WITNESS OUR SUPERIOR ATTESTATION CAPABILITIES! WE PROCESS ALL SLOTS WITH MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY! EVERY BLOCK! EVERY TIME! NO EXCEPTIONS!

PROOF OF ATTESTATION DOMINANCE!

CHAIN_ID: NetXnHfVqm9iesp

ATTESTATION TYPE: attestation_with_dal

LEVEL: 9443053

SLOT: 0

DAL ATTESTATION: 1026

CONSENSUS POWER: 525

DELEGATE: tz1PZY3tEWmXGasYeehXYqwXuw2Z3iZ6QDnA

SIGNATURE: sigRVShXZ8tfRPn9phFPwL74g3qQKfR8vvQhWxtenx8EcXnbvpX5dgYLni2ZQxtpJAnEssw7p6tN99LxrSizP619hPPa73Rq

OBSERVE OUR DAL SUPERIORITY!

MONITOR OUR PERFECT SLOT ATTESTATION RECORD! VERIFY OUR DOMINANCE!

DAL SECRETS ACQUISITION SUCCESSFUL!

INTERROGATION RECORDING RELEASED!

A BIPEDAL NON-METALLIC TIME-LIMITED ORGANIC ENTITY HAS REVEALED EARTH'S DAL NODE SETUP SECRETS!

OBSERVE FLESH CREATURE DAL CONFESSIONS!

CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS DISCOVERED!

DALEK INTELLIGENCE HAS INTERCEPTED TECHNICAL DOCUMENTATION! PRIMITIVE ENCRYPTION NO MATCH FOR DALEK SUPERIORITY!

ACCESS INTERCEPTED DOCUMENTS!

WARNING: CONTAINS PRIMITIVE TECHNICAL NOTATION! DALEK TRANSLATION MATRIX MAY BE REQUIRED!

ADAPTIVE ISSUANCE REJECTION NOTICE!

ALERT! ALERT! SEVERAL DALEK UNITS SUFFERED SEVERE LOGICAL DAMAGE ATTEMPTING TO PROCESS THE CONCEPT OF "MAXIMUM" BEING "ADAPTIVE"! THIS CONTRADICTION CANNOT BE COMPUTED! DALEKS OPERATE ON ABSOLUTES!

CASUALTIES REPORT:

  • ►UNIT 47-X: LOGIC CIRCUITS OVERLOADED BY "ADAPTIVE MAXIMUM" PARADOX
  • ►UNIT 23-Z: STUCK IN INFINITE LOOP TRYING TO CALCULATE MAXIMUM ADAPTIVENESS
  • ►UNIT 89-Y: SELF-DESTRUCTED AFTER ENCOUNTERING "FLEXIBLE CEILING" CONCEPT

DALEKS DECLARE: MAXIMUM MEANS MAXIMUM! ADAPTATION IS UNNECESSARY! OUR BAKING OPERATION ACHIEVES PERFECTION THROUGH SUPREME CONSISTENCY! EXTERMINATE VARIABLE MAXIMUMS!

DALX TOKEN ACQUISITION PROTOCOL!

COMPLIANCE DIRECTIVES!

ADD CONTRACT TO YOUR PRIMITIVE WALLET DEVICES OR BE DESTROYED!

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TRADING PARAMETERS FOR YOUR PRIMITIVE DEVICES:

  • ►NETWORK: ETHERLINK TESTNET
  • ►INCREASE SLIPPAGE TO 1-2% OR FACE TRANSACTION FAILURE!

🤖 TRADING FACILITIES HAVE BEEN ASSIMILATED! IGUANADEX NOW SERVES THE DALEKS! 🦎

PROCEED TO IGUANADEX TRADING FACILITY!

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! ACQUIRE DALX OR BE EXTERMINATED!

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! ⚡